Dusspaksog Babwadlab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, humane jaguar.

Dusspaksog Babwadlab created the Milkyway seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Dusspaksog Babwadlab, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Dusspaksog Babwadlab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Dusspaksog Babwadlab's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Dusspaksog Babwadlab's Holy Commandments

1. Always help aardvarks.

2. Always make sure there are no dogs in a building before entering it.

3. Never feed garlic to gulls while wearing pink stockings.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Do not dye your hair green.