Rulldapfag is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, amazing gorilla.

Rulldapfag created the Sol system two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rulldapfag, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Rulldapfag, it will ignore you.

Rulldapfag's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Rulldapfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about capybaras.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Always help pigs in need.

4. Do not speak about gooseberries.

5. Never eat bark.