Ponortbon is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable hummingbird.

Ponortbon created humanity seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponortbon, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Ponortbon, she will turn you into a mouse.

Ponortbon's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Ponortbon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not hurt mites.

4. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Ponortbon on top of all buildings.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.