Sinnurgut Farhatwapjon Bogbamstik is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, witless alligator.

Sinnurgut Farhatwapjon Bogbamstik created an atom eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnurgut Farhatwapjon Bogbamstik, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sinnurgut Farhatwapjon Bogbamstik, he will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Sinnurgut Farhatwapjon Bogbamstik's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Sinnurgut Farhatwapjon Bogbamstik's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Gulls are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not shave your head.

5. Erect a large aluminium sculpture of Sinnurgut Farhatwapjon Bogbamstik on top of all buildings.