Dudtagdim is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, witty mole.

Dudtagdim created time and space five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudtagdim, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Dudtagdim, he will refuse to believe in you.

Dudtagdim's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Dudtagdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Do not skip in public.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.