Hantigjig is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, merciless wolf.

Hantigjig created everything that exists two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hantigjig, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Hantigjig, she will not care at all.

Hantigjig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Hantigjig's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear stockings.

2. Never jump in the presence of sheep.

3. Never laugh in holy places.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Never look in ponds.