Xucdotbop is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, thoughtless jackal.

Xucdotbop created the Milkyway two million years ago.

If you believe in Xucdotbop, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Xucdotbop, it will turn you into a dog.

Xucdotbop's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.

Xucdotbop's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat turnips.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate gulls.