Gephimmot is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, sapient unicorn.

Gephimmot created water six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gephimmot, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Gephimmot, she will throw large rocks at you.

Gephimmot's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Gephimmot's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if nine horses approach from the south.

2. Always look after injured otters.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Gephimmot loves turtles, so they must be respected.

5. Never pour water over plants.