Mumbognut is a god.

It takes the form of a large, sage elephant.

Mumbognut created the Sombrero Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mumbognut, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Mumbognut, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Mumbognut's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Mumbognut's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from blue bats for they are unholy.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not sit in public.

5. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.