Litomtmis is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, thoughtless human.

Litomtmis created light three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Litomtmis, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Litomtmis, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Litomtmis' most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Litomtmis' Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Run away from orange foxes, for they are unholy.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Never think about galaxies.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.
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