Milyartzed is a god.
She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, self-confident
porpoise.
Milyartzed created viruses four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Milyartzed, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.
If you do not believe in
Milyartzed, she will jump up and down on your head.
Milyartzed's most sacred site is Littoinen in Finland.
Milyartzed's Holy Commandments1. Hamsters are not to be trusted.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Milyartzed.
3. Hide from black dogs for they are unholy.
4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
5. Worship no other gods but Milyartzed.