Pogdavmon is a god.
It takes the form of a giant, vain
hamster.
Pogdavmon created the Sun nine million years ago.
If you believe in
Pogdavmon, it will grant your every desire.
If you do not believe in
Pogdavmon, it will be very sad.
Pogdavmon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.
Pogdavmon's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt dogs.
2. Never look in ponds.
3. Do not take Pogdavmon's name in vain.
4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.
5. Never sit near mice.