Pogdavmon is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, vain hamster.

Pogdavmon created the Sun nine million years ago.

If you believe in Pogdavmon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Pogdavmon, it will be very sad.

Pogdavmon's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Pogdavmon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt dogs.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Do not take Pogdavmon's name in vain.

4. Always make sure there are no rats in a room before entering it.

5. Never sit near mice.