Wansandkikgab is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, duplicitous swan.

Wansandkikgab created bats eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wansandkikgab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wansandkikgab, it will denounce you as a heretic.

Wansandkikgab's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Wansandkikgab's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Wansandkikgab.

2. Always obey Wansandkikgab's priests.

3. Never go into pink rooms.

4. Always help mites in need.

5. Run away if nine goats approach from the east.