Fabnurllarn is a god.

She takes the form of a minute, blissful hippopotamus.

Fabnurllarn created an electron four years ago.

If you believe in Fabnurllarn, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fabnurllarn, she will strike you with lightening.

Fabnurllarn's most sacred site is Gadna in Hungary.

Fabnurllarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt dolphins.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate goats.

5. Never wear magenta skirts.