Fubwatlib is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, wise seal.

Fubwatlib created humankind five million years ago.

If you believe in Fubwatlib, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Fubwatlib, he will turn you into a dog.

Fubwatlib's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Fubwatlib's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat oranges.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Put Fubwatlib first in all things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fubwatlib.

5. You must pray to Fubwatlib seven times a day.