Flowortbab is a god.
It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful
ant.
Flowortbab created gold eight trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Flowortbab, it will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Flowortbab, it will have a very low opinion of you.
Flowortbab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.
Flowortbab's Holy Commandments1. Never talk about gravity.
2. Never think about asteroids.
3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.
4. Always help foxes in need.
5. Always look after injured horses.