Flowortbab is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, cheerful ant.

Flowortbab created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flowortbab, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Flowortbab, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Flowortbab's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Flowortbab's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Never think about asteroids.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.

4. Always help foxes in need.

5. Always look after injured horses.