Bumbudhatsit is a god.

He takes the form of a small, kind dugong.

Bumbudhatsit created snails eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bumbudhatsit, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Bumbudhatsit, he will ignore you.

Bumbudhatsit's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Bumbudhatsit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

3. Never sing in the presence of ants.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Always treat aardvarks with great respect.