Zedvenrag is a god.

He takes the form of a gargantuan, self-assured hedgehog.

Zedvenrag created the Sombrero Galaxy seven million years ago.

If you believe in Zedvenrag, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Zedvenrag, he will turn you into a giant slug.

Zedvenrag's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Zedvenrag's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Do not wear indigo clothing.

4. Never eat apples.

5. Do not make images of living things.