Getditbam is a god.

He takes the form of a massive, loving dolphin.

Getditbam created energy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Getditbam, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Getditbam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Getditbam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Getditbam's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear indigo jumpers.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.

3. Getditbam must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never write about asteroids.