Getditbam is a god.
He takes the form of a massive, loving
dolphin.
Getditbam created energy eight thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Getditbam, he will be shocked.
If you do not believe in
Getditbam, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.
Getditbam's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.
Getditbam's Holy Commandments1. Never wear indigo jumpers.
2. Do not drink from vessels made of copper.
3. Getditbam must be the most important thing in your life.
4. Show mercy to disobedient children.
5. Never write about asteroids.