Nellquamfid is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, narcissistic cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Nellquamfid created everything that exists twelve years ago.

If you believe in Nellquamfid, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Nellquamfid, she will destroy your home solar system.

Nellquamfid's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Nellquamfid's Holy Commandments

1. Put Nellquamfid first in all things.

2. Do not shave your neck.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never paint your back orange.

5. Never play with disobedient children.