Latmisnan is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, awesome coyote.

Latmisnan created the Virgo Supercluster three billion years ago.

If you believe in Latmisnan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Latmisnan, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Latmisnan's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Latmisnan's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Put Latmisnan first in all things.

3. Never think ill of sick mice.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hide if five pigs approach from the north.