Pidbaghot is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, ruthless slug.

Pidbaghot created the Black Eye Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pidbaghot, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidbaghot, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Pidbaghot's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Pidbaghot's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three pigs approach from the north.

2. Never mention gulls.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never go into purple rooms.

5. Never paint your neck white.