Saklad is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, able eagle.

Saklad created gold seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saklad, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Saklad, she will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Saklad's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Saklad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Saklad on top of all buildings.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Never eat carrots.

4. Always wear green.

5. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.