Cadvogwip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, staggering dragonfly.

Cadvogwip created silver eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cadvogwip, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Cadvogwip, it will throw large rocks at you.

Cadvogwip's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Cadvogwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never talk about amino acids.