Bedtabtik is a god.

It takes the form of a five thousand metre long, clever hare.

Bedtabtik created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bedtabtik, it will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Bedtabtik, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bedtabtik's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Bedtabtik's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat bark.

2. Never write about gravity.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Do not wear gray clothing.

5. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.