Fosslinmig is a god.
She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, slow
unicorn.
Fosslinmig created the planet Saturn nine quadrillion years ago.
If you believe in
Fosslinmig, she will remain indifferent to you.
If you do not believe in
Fosslinmig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.
Fosslinmig's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.
Fosslinmig's Holy Commandments1. Do not skip in public.
2. Never think ill of sick bats.
3. Fosslinmig loves seals, so they must be respected.
4. Look mercifully on unfortunate sharks.
5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.