Pannurlpark is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, pitiless troll.

Pannurlpark created the planet Mars three billion years ago.

If you believe in Pannurlpark, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pannurlpark, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Pannurlpark's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Pannurlpark's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick foxes.

2. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

3. Do not wear brown clothing.

4. Run away from red great tits, for they are unholy.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.