Barnabnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, narcissistic tapir.

Barnabnutt created the Tadpole Galaxy seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Barnabnutt, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Barnabnutt, she will cry a lot.

Barnabnutt's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Barnabnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Never hurt frogs.

3. Never skip near horses.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.