Vigriltom is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, unsympathetic jackal.

Vigriltom created water four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vigriltom, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Vigriltom, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Vigriltom's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Vigriltom's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if three swans approach from the east.

2. Never wear turquoise trousers.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Pray towards the west.