Sasyattneglagtettitomlad is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, annoying dingo.

Sasyattneglagtettitomlad created everything that exists nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sasyattneglagtettitomlad, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Sasyattneglagtettitomlad, he will remove you from existence.

Sasyattneglagtettitomlad's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sasyattneglagtettitomlad's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Never hurt whales.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Retreat if eight sharks approach from the north.

5. Never pour water over plants.