Cunnurtnig is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, generous mole.

Cunnurtnig created dark energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Cunnurtnig, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Cunnurtnig, it will not invite you to parties.

Cunnurtnig's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Cunnurtnig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your head magenta.

2. Cunnurtnig loves rats, so they must be respected.

3. Always wear black.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Never think about nebulae.