Wodflatvog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, competent fly.

Wodflatvog created the planet Venus six million years ago.

If you believe in Wodflatvog, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Wodflatvog, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Wodflatvog's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Wodflatvog's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not hurt voles.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

5. Always take life seriously.