Xuckfednurl Sascubmegbass is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow dryad.

Xuckfednurl Sascubmegbass created silver nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Xuckfednurl Sascubmegbass, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Xuckfednurl Sascubmegbass, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Xuckfednurl Sascubmegbass' most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Xuckfednurl Sascubmegbass' Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

2. Hide if eight tapirs approach from the east.

3. Never think about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Never think ill of sick shrews.