Pinlamgepmapwitsug is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, dishonourable walrus.

Pinlamgepmapwitsug created an electron twelve years ago.

If you believe in Pinlamgepmapwitsug, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Pinlamgepmapwitsug, it will curse you with boils.

Pinlamgepmapwitsug's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Pinlamgepmapwitsug's Holy Commandments

1. Snails are not to be trusted.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

4. Do not take Pinlamgepmapwitsug's name in vain.

5. Do not stand on grass.