Genfudbum Nadbognell is a god.

He takes the form of a rotund, intelligent zebra.

Genfudbum Nadbognell created dark matter four million years ago.

If you believe in Genfudbum Nadbognell, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Genfudbum Nadbognell, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Genfudbum Nadbognell's most sacred site is Hongcun in China.

Genfudbum Nadbognell's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair purple.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Genfudbum Nadbognell on top of all buildings.

3. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

4. Hide if seven eagles approach from the north.

5. Never mention aardvarks.