Monfutjin Nigyarlarn is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, prudent lizard.

Monfutjin Nigyarlarn created time and space four years ago.

If you believe in Monfutjin Nigyarlarn, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Monfutjin Nigyarlarn, she will turn you into a duck.

Monfutjin Nigyarlarn's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Monfutjin Nigyarlarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. Voles are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never wear hats.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never talk about fire.