Legdidwattim is a god.

She takes the form of a very small, unselfish crane.

Legdidwattim created the Small Magellanic Cloud eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Legdidwattim, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Legdidwattim, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Legdidwattim's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Legdidwattim's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Never think about amino acids.