Zodbisskan is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, stupid human.

Zodbisskan created viruses two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Zodbisskan, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Zodbisskan, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zodbisskan's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Zodbisskan's Holy Commandments

1. Never skip in the presence of nematodes.

2. Always obey Zodbisskan's priests.

3. Always help bats in need.

4. Worship no other gods but Zodbisskan.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Zodbisskan.