Dibomingam is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, generous slug.

Dibomingam created the Black Eye Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dibomingam, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Dibomingam, she will remove you from existence.

Dibomingam's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Dibomingam's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about gravity.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Erect four silicon sculptures of Dibomingam on top of important buildings.

4. Never talk about nematodes.

5. Do not drink alcohol.