Cetcitneg is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, caring penguin.

Cetcitneg created the Tadpole Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cetcitneg, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cetcitneg, he will cry a lot.

Cetcitneg's most sacred site is Monong in Botswana.

Cetcitneg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Cetcitneg's priests.

2. Never talk about shrews.

3. Put Cetcitneg first in all things.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always look after injured grasshopers.