Mintennur is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, temperamental ferret.

Mintennur created the Andromeda Galaxy two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Mintennur, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mintennur, it will turn you into a blue tit.

Mintennur's most sacred site is Iona in Scotland.

Mintennur's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Always help tapirs in need.

3. Erect six zinc sculptures of Mintennur on top of important buildings.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Mintennur.

5. Never write about asteroids.