Hendobwip is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, cheerful squirrel.

Hendobwip created bats two billion years ago.

If you believe in Hendobwip, it will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Hendobwip, it will send you a sign.

Hendobwip's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Hendobwip's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to music.

2. Hide if six dogs approach from the south.

3. Erect five nickel sculptures of Hendobwip on top of important buildings.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Hendobwip loves squirrels, so they must be honoured.