Sawgomhun is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, ill-tempered lion.

Sawgomhun created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sawgomhun, he will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Sawgomhun, he will turn you into a rat.

Sawgomhun's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Sawgomhun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about amino acids.

2. Never talk about comets.

3. Never look at asteroids.

4. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.