Saftarpdud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, egotistical mink.

Saftarpdud created a photon eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Saftarpdud, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Saftarpdud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Saftarpdud's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Saftarpdud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt nematodes.

2. You must never eat gooseberries.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never go into fawn rooms.