Negsomstip is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, temperamental dragon.

Negsomstip created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Negsomstip, he will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Negsomstip, he will not care.

Negsomstip's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Negsomstip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from fawn doves, for they are unholy.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate capybaras.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Do not kill shrews.