Dumkipdothab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely fat, flying seal.

Dumkipdothab created the Small Magellanic Cloud three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dumkipdothab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Dumkipdothab, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Dumkipdothab's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Dumkipdothab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Pray towards the west.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. You must love Dumkipdothab.