Hinratponnill is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, strong salamander.

Hinratponnill created gold two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hinratponnill, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Hinratponnill, he will come to you in dreams.

Hinratponnill's most sacred site is Mmankgodi in Botswana.

Hinratponnill's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Rats are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Your children must be taught to worship Hinratponnill.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.