Bogjenpan is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely heavy, awe-inspiring armadillo.

Bogjenpan created the Sombrero Galaxy two years ago.

If you believe in Bogjenpan, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Bogjenpan, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Bogjenpan's most sacred site is Qantir in Egypt.

Bogjenpan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Worship no other gods but Bogjenpan.

3. Hide if seven great tits approach from the south.

4. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

5. Do not covet oxen.