Xenflow is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, boastful shark.

Xenflow created the Milkyway nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Xenflow, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Xenflow, she will refuse to believe in you.

Xenflow's most sacred site is Altata in Mexico.

Xenflow's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

5. Do not listen to heathen tongues.