Flagfasquam is a god.

It takes the form of a very long, stupid sheep.

Flagfasquam created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Flagfasquam, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Flagfasquam, it will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Flagfasquam's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Flagfasquam's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the north.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not laugh in public.

5. Never think about moons.